This is from @caitlennicole, whose manager SWORE there would be vegan options at the work picnic this time and boy, did he really over-deliver!

Have you ever had a watermelon sweet potato chip sandwich? It’s a real delicacy on pirate ships everywhere.

“People kept recommending I try the baked beans or tofu kabobs. Baked beans had bacon and tofu was covered in a yogurt sauce.”

But they meant well. Which is pretty much the worst thing you can say about anyone.