Work functions

What, no chips?!

Watermealon #3. Another senseless crime against innocent vegan victim @gloria1771:¬†“Awesome company picnic for the 4th of July. Look at all my #vegan options. Not a single veggie burger to be found. #alwayspackalunch”

As readers of this blog know by now, the proper crappy meal for vegans is chips and watermelon. So we can’t help but ask: WHERE ARE THE CHIPS?!

Would this employer serve burgers without ketchup? I don’t think so! Are we really supposed to make a waterwich with nothing but pickles?!




Mixed race grapes AND pretzel sticks…the only thing missing from this dinner is a seat at the table.

This photo comes from @marysew who says: “Why vegans pre eat: My “dinner” on a conference… while everyone else is feasting ūüė© “

How come everyone else gets a meal while we just get fruit? Fruit is not an adequate substitution!

If you’re gonna serve your¬†dessert as our meal, at least make it chocolate!



But you can eat yogurt, right?

This is from @caitlennicole, whose manager SWORE there would be vegan options at the work picnic this time and boy, did he really over-deliver!

Have you ever had a watermelon sweet potato chip sandwich? It’s a real delicacy on pirate ships everywhere.

“People kept recommending I try the baked beans or tofu kabobs. Baked beans had bacon and tofu was covered in a yogurt sauce.”

But they meant well. Which is pretty much the worst thing you can say about anyone.


It’s a sadalad!

This was served to @veganpharmer at a work function. It’s disgraceful¬†to serve sad vegetables to any vegan, but especially to a pharmer!

@veganpharmer:¬†“For a work function — called a week ahead to see if there would be a vegan option or if it would be ok to bring my own. Should have known to bring my own. Salad complete with albino lettuce, dried up carrot sliver, and no vegan dressing option. I’m pretty sure I was hypoglycemic by the end of the day.”

That lettuce is so white it needs to check its privilege.