This is from @caitlennicole, whose manager SWORE there would be vegan options at the work picnic this time and boy, did he really over-deliver!
Have you ever had a watermelon sweet potato chip sandwich? It’s a real delicacy on pirate ships everywhere.
“People kept recommending I try the baked beans or tofu kabobs. Baked beans had bacon and tofu was covered in a yogurt sauce.”
But they meant well. Which is pretty much the worst thing you can say about anyone.
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From @ltiaraad: “My vegan meal at this wedding… #noveganoptions#veganproblems#wedding#vegan#nothing”
While they were stopping at Costco for water they couldn’t get you some hummus?
I bet you had a vegan meal but it looked so good the staff ate it.
Did you try to eat that shadow?
From @littlelorin: “😑 I try not to be much of a food poster but this was the only thing #vegan at this restaurant and I found my plate really funny”
What’s wrong with carrot fajitas?
I like the optimistic bite of tortilla before the feeling of doom set in.
From @toroktoberfest: “This wedding has plenty for me to eat.#wedding#buffet#veganproblems#vegan#myfavoritefoods“
Where do we get our protein? Why, chickpeas and onions, of course!
Sure it may be skimpy, but the plating is beautiful.
This would go well with a nice glass of water.
This photo comes from @lizyay who says: “$325 per ticket and this is what they just tried feed my vegetarian ass for dinner. WHAT THE FUCK. #daytimecreativeemmys”
OMG, that’s even more expensive than Erewhon!
It’s one thing when a place can’t feed a vegan, but they can’t even feed a vegetarian?
Did the Daytime Emmy’s serve Ellen the same “meal”? Cause that could be considered gay AND vegan shaming.
This was served to @veganpharmer at a work function. It’s disgraceful to serve sad vegetables to any vegan, but especially to a pharmer!
@veganpharmer: “For a work function — called a week ahead to see if there would be a vegan option or if it would be ok to bring my own. Should have known to bring my own. Salad complete with albino lettuce, dried up carrot sliver, and no vegan dressing option. I’m pretty sure I was hypoglycemic by the end of the day.”
That lettuce is so white it needs to check its privilege.
Here’s the meal that @oneveganfatty was provided with “by Aer Lingus after they ‘couldn’t find’ my vegan meal…imagine my starvation!”
This photo is also known as The Great Vegan Famine.
And we’re afraid to ask what Cream White is.
This sad yet resourceful entry comes from The Sexy Vegan, who writes: “Pop quiz: How do you find the vegan at the wedding? #vegan#alwaysbringbackup”
Personally, I never brought my own backup to a wedding. Probably because I enjoy complaining too much.
I wonder if people bring backup brides and grooms to weddings. Are cold feet vegan?
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I was invited to a Bat Mitzvah and I wasn’t sure what the food would be like.
The RSVP card didn’t ask for a meal choice so I was guessing buffet.
Shaw nuff it was a buffet of roast beef, chicken and salmon. But I saw veggies. Grilled veggies!
Alas they were cold. Refrigerator cold. Is cold-grilling a thing I don’t know about?
This was my sad sad meal at an otherwise lovely wedding at the NY Botanical Gardens with a “famous caterer.”
Lucky for me, my salty tears added some flavor and sauce.
Unlucky for me, the pasta was so overcooked it was mealy.
It’s ok though, they really spiced it up with that one Orecchiette!
Why Vegans Pre-Eat 