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Ferry Inspiring

This might be a sad meal, but it’s a great looking flag design for the imaginary (for now) nation of Veganuhduh. This photo comes from @megandoojam who says: “We’ve all been there. This was the inspired dish I ate on the ferry back to the UK from France, haha.”

Sorry you took the ferry — I heard the Chunnel has a vegan drive-thru now.

I can’t wait for the day when the most common question heard at the United Nations is: “Where does your country get its protein?”

And unlike a certain former President of the United States of America, the President of Veganuhduh will not “once a week or so, have a helping of organic salmon or an omelet made with omega-3-fortified eggs, to maintain iron, zinc and muscle mass.” 90 percent of our budget will be devoted to iron, zinc and muscle mass! All hail Veganuhduh!

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Care rot

This meal improved @ohheorgiepeach‘s vision so she could more clearly see how dismal it was. “#vegan at a wedding… #awkward #rabbitfood”

We found this photo on Reddit. We Reddit and weeped.

Maybe you shouldn’t have checked “carrots” on the RSVP card?

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