This was served to @veganpharmer at a work function. It’s disgraceful to serve sad vegetables to any vegan, but especially to a pharmer!

@veganpharmer: “For a work function — called a week ahead to see if there would be a vegan option or if it would be ok to bring my own. Should have known to bring my own. Salad complete with albino lettuce, dried up carrot sliver, and no vegan dressing option. I’m pretty sure I was hypoglycemic by the end of the day.”

That lettuce is so white it needs to check its privilege.