TGINI! (Thank God It’s Not Iceberg) by @glennapril who says: “Being a vegan wedding photographer is a bit of an adjustment. #whyveganspreeat At least there’s salad.”

Glenn supplements his work as a wedding photographer by shooting lettuce porn.

Is there something wrong with me that I feel a kinship with that tomato?

“Okay, onion slice, take two steps to the left. Perfect. Now carrot shred, turn to the side and point your tip toward me.”