vegan wedding

Watermealon Weekend

Watermealon #5 “The Wedding Mealon” in our watermealon series from our watermealon period by @__jessica__annn__ who says:¬†“The only thing for me to eat at this wedding reception is watermelonūüćČ #vegetarianproblems”¬†

I hope you did like my mother-in-law does and brought your checkbook without filling in the amount until you saw what the food is like.

All these watermealons have left me wondering: What are vegans fed in winter?! Stay tuned to find out!

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Care rot

This meal improved @ohheorgiepeach‘s vision so she could more clearly see how dismal it was.¬†“#vegan at a wedding… #awkward¬†#rabbitfood”

We found this photo on Reddit. We Reddit and weeped.

Maybe you shouldn’t have checked “carrots” on the RSVP card?

carrots

Bat Meatzvah

I was invited to a Bat Mitzvah and I wasn’t sure what the food would be like.

The RSVP card didn’t ask for a meal choice so I was guessing buffet.

Shaw nuff it was a buffet of roast beef, chicken and salmon. But I saw veggies. Grilled veggies!

Alas they were cold. Refrigerator cold. Is cold-grilling a thing I don’t know about?

Bat Meatzvah