vegan weddings

Care rot

This meal improved @ohheorgiepeach‘s vision so she could more clearly see how dismal it was. “#vegan at a wedding… #awkward #rabbitfood”

We found this photo on Reddit. We Reddit and weeped.

Maybe you shouldn’t have checked “carrots” on the RSVP card?

carrots

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Buffet of Tears

Follow the sound of vegans crying to the Buffet Of Tears, brought to you, once again, by Marriage.

From @ltiaraad: “My vegan meal at this wedding… #noveganoptions#veganproblems#wedding#vegan#nothing”

While they were stopping at Costco for water they couldn’t get you some hummus?

I bet you had a vegan meal but it looked so good the staff ate it.

Did you try to eat that shadow?

plate

I’ve heard of chickpea & olive but…

From @toroktoberfest: “This wedding has plenty for me to eat.#wedding#buffet#veganproblems#vegan#myfavoritefoods“

Where do we get our protein? Why, chickpeas and onions, of course!

Sure it may be skimpy, but the plating is beautiful.

This would go well with a nice glass of water.

tork

Un-amused Bouche

This sad yet resourceful entry comes from The Sexy Vegan, who writes: “Pop quiz: How do you find the vegan at the wedding? #vegan#alwaysbringbackup”

Personally, I never brought my own backup to a wedding. Probably because I enjoy complaining too much.

I wonder if people bring backup brides and grooms to weddings. Are cold feet vegan?

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