This is from @caitlennicole, whose manager SWORE there would be vegan options at the work picnic this time and boy, did he really over-deliver!
Have you ever had a watermelon sweet potato chip sandwich? It’s a real delicacy on pirate ships everywhere.
“People kept recommending I try the baked beans or tofu kabobs. Baked beans had bacon and tofu was covered in a yogurt sauce.”
But they meant well. Which is pretty much the worst thing you can say about anyone.
This was served to @veganpharmer at a work function. It’s disgraceful to serve sad vegetables to any vegan, but especially to a pharmer!
@veganpharmer: “For a work function — called a week ahead to see if there would be a vegan option or if it would be ok to bring my own. Should have known to bring my own. Salad complete with albino lettuce, dried up carrot sliver, and no vegan dressing option. I’m pretty sure I was hypoglycemic by the end of the day.”
That lettuce is so white it needs to check its privilege.
Why Vegans Pre-Eat 