What kind of vegan are you? When you look at this plate is it half-full or half-empty? I just see one lonely couple: The Gherkin-Florets.

This photo comes from @leah_j_chutko who says: “No offense to the hosts since I didn’t RSVP. Thankfully I did pre-eat as a wise #vegan should. #vegansofig#vegetarian#veganfail#becausepigsarecute#dinner#weddingshower#whatveganseat”

Um, did she reach down and tear her meal out of the lawn?