Follow the sound of vegans crying to the Buffet Of Tears, brought to you, once again, by Marriage.
From @ltiaraad: “My vegan meal at this wedding… #noveganoptions#veganproblems#wedding#vegan#nothing”
While they were stopping at Costco for water they couldn’t get you some hummus?
I bet you had a vegan meal but it looked so good the staff ate it.
Did you try to eat that shadow?
From @littlelorin: “😑 I try not to be much of a food poster but this was the only thing #vegan at this restaurant and I found my plate really funny”
What’s wrong with carrot fajitas?
I like the optimistic bite of tortilla before the feeling of doom set in.
From @toroktoberfest: “This wedding has plenty for me to eat.#wedding#buffet#veganproblems#vegan#myfavoritefoods“
Where do we get our protein? Why, chickpeas and onions, of course!
Sure it may be skimpy, but the plating is beautiful.
This would go well with a nice glass of water.
This sad yet resourceful entry comes from The Sexy Vegan, who writes: “Pop quiz: How do you find the vegan at the wedding? #vegan#alwaysbringbackup”
Personally, I never brought my own backup to a wedding. Probably because I enjoy complaining too much.
I wonder if people bring backup brides and grooms to weddings. Are cold feet vegan?
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